kissbetweenthelegs:

Get the tub started. ill be in, in a minute.

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kissbetweenthelegs:

Get the tub started. ill be in, in a minute.

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LIFE HACK

jacquelineann95:

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

oh so that’s how it works

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uglybloggerlol:

“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?” 

Rob - “I look a bit like him.” 

i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

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uglybloggerlol:

“What do you have in common with Edward Cullen?” 

Rob - “I look a bit like him.” 

i swear to god no one hates twilight more than rob

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kaher:
OHHHHH. And thanks for helping my girlfriend with the awkward mike situation the other day! :p

LMAO she told you? Yeah I tried my best :/
“You’re Asian, I’m Asian. Lets be friends!”